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“if i got a rand for every prick who cut me off in traffic, i’d be a millionare in a month.”
seriously, why the fuck do you do it? are you too fucking lazy to stay in your lane? do you find joy to jump 2 cars? you leave a meter gap infront of you so you don’t kiss the car infront of you’s bumper and you get some dick who pushes in even though there is no gap. no wonder people get roadrage because of idiots like that. i feel like taking a baseball bat and giving your car a fucking facelift that not even you would recognise it again.

STAY IN YOUR FUCKING LANE. yes, i’m talking to you who sits in one lane and thinks, OMG i’m in the slow lane lets cut infront to the next lane that is appearing to be faster only to realise about 20 seconds later that the original lane is going ahead of him again so why not cut back again. if everyfuckingone stayed in their own fucking lane we would all get to our destinations faster as people are not fucking cutting in left right center back front. geeeez. i actually laugh at people in the morning when they are in my lane and cut to the next one because it’s faster but my lane is actually moving faster and then they try and cut back in. i’m sick of seeing people “jay walking” with their cars in peak hour. it fucking pisses me off. another thing they do, when they know that the left lane eventually only goes left they speed down the left lane and cut in at the last given moment. fucking pricks. screw the drunk drivers…these are the fucking idiots who cause accidents taking chances overtaking or cutting in at high speeds. i know it is mean to think this but i am actually hopeing for one of these dicks to actually bump into another car while doing it so they can fucking wakeup.

seeing as i’m on a rant and raving session i’m going to bitch and moan about how fucked up racism is in our country. fucking 17 years since apartheid ended (or has it?) people are throwing it around like it’s an excuse still. or you get that stupid dumbshit julius malema. as he was quoted saying the other day…
“The decision to test Semenya is racist and sexist and we must not allow them to do it,” he said.
He was addressing the ANCYL regional conference in Durban.
Calls for Semenya to be tested were made because she was black and because she had surpassed her European competitors, Malema said.
He added that the league would not allow Europeans to continue treating black people as if they were monkeys.”
in all honest truth…how the fuck is gender linked to racism? and what gives you the right to fucking assume that europeans (let me assume you are talking about all whites) think black people are treated like monkeys
and because people were questioning her gender, now it is racist cause she is black? take those words and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine because to me that sounds fucking racist.
it is as if the goverment and people like malema want to promote racism and find ways to label people racists.
they all talk for uniting blacks and whites but as soon as something as a gender test or not enough white people show up at the airport or that our rugby team or cricket team does not have enough black it’s called racist? do we call it racist that the soccer team does not have enough whites? do we fucking go on about it? no, because we know that people in sport should get chosen for thier performance and not on fucking skin colour. just because she is black and won a gold and surpassed her “european competitors” ( come to think of it, that fucking sounds racist) we have to make a big hoohaa about it. fuck sakes, did you watch any other fucking events? Bolt won did’t he? omg. he beat the europeans!!!! let’s find something to be racist about…oh wait, he is not south african. if Semenya was from another country, would there have been a “race” comment? if it was an european? to me people in this country overreact to things and when they can, they use the race card, eventhough there is no link between it. “oh sorry i fucked up, but that was because of apartheid.”
don’t get me wrong, I feel very sorry for Semenya and how this whole thing was handled, but to me when the whole racist comments were made, that’s when it became fucked up.

i just realized, i can go on for a while, heh. next topic!

south africa has a crap load of unemployment but yet people get fucking greedy when they don’t want a 10% increase and they want 13% or whatever. fuck. be grateful you have a fucking job you selfish pricks. not only are you disrupting the whole of south africa you are being greedy and unthoughful. if i could, i would fire all your asses and give the people who are unemployed the jobs so you can feel what it’s like to actually earn no fucking income. fucking hospital staff striking is just sickening. do you not care about other people but yourselves? “doctor my artery just burst” “sorry, i’m not getting paid enough do deal with this shit”
or when the strikes were happening with the building of the stadiums. how fucking embarassing is that to south africa when you are going to be hosting the world cup and you have people striking. it’s a fucking joke. honestly.

fine. i’m gonna stop my babbling.