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Sunday Bloody Sunday – The South African verison

so steve hofmeyr just proved he is a total dickhead. translating U2′s Sunday Bloody Sunday to a South African version. i’m sorry, but he is a total tool who should be beaten with a 2×4 and have his vocal cords ripped out. Sunday Bloody Sunday (translated into “South African” by Steve Hofmeyr) I can’t believe [...]

the last few weeks or 2

so you all have probably been wondering why i have not blogged in a couple of weeks. life has been crazy and just have not had the time to blog about the past few weeks. i had a number of awesome blog posts lined up and now they literally 2 weeks overdue and hopefully it [...]

movember, just do it!

next month is november and that means it’s movember! what is movember you might be asking yourself? Movember (a portmanteau of the words ‘moustache’ and ‘November’), is an annual month-long event involving the growing of moustaches during the month of November. But why? Since 2004, the Movember Foundation charity has run Movember events to raise [...]

friday laugh

escape from reality

we all know how shit real life can be at times and we find ourselves looking for things or ways to escape it. by escaping it i mean being dragged into that awesome book you are reading, playing that computer game or spending your time on the waves. you just want to get away from [...]

I am thankful for:

i received this in my email this morning and i thought i’d just share it with you. I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE [...]

how fast are you?

How fast are you? How fast can you guess these words? 1. BOO_S 2. _ _ NDOM 3. P_N_S 4. F_ _ K 5. PU_S_ 6. S_X check the answers

English is tough stuff

If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your [...]

sir, no touching the dog, please

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worse handball than Luis Suarez

in 1978 argentina played poland in the 2nd round of the world cup. argentina were 1 nil up and poland got a free kick. the free kick was taken and poland thought they took the lead only for Kempes to make a brilliant diving save with his hand, problem was, Kempes was not the keeper [...]

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